Winner

"Hey, you are super cute. I like thinking about you, and ways to make you happy. But, that would be easier if I got to know you a little better. Would you like to go to lunch?"

Honestly, talking to girls is just not that hard.

Just in time

Content yourself with lesser men. I have no time for the mediocre. Good day.

Hey Xanga. Long time. No talk. But for my intents and purposes, you really got a lot going for you. And by that I mean, you let me feel like I'm getting something out there, twisted up with the knowledge that no one I know will actually read you. Kinda like that mix Disney always spits at you. Completely vulnerable, yet unattainable. Sweet and sour rolled up in a nice internet package.

I'm just sane enough to realize I'm living in a little fantasy world. Call me crazy (as I just did), but I've not yet bought into the idea that reality offers everything I'm looking for. I'm not talking crazy computer binges, or mental disorders. I'm not talking movie marathons (though this may have been a contributing factor) or substance abuse. That's nonsense talking. I'm just saying isn't life a little better when you are a character? I'm not talking with a magic man calling the shots, or a team of writers, other then that little voice in your head that says "wouldn't THAT be awesome if...?"

Seriously, this is getting out of control. I've got a Hillary Duff song rocketing through my mind as I sit and ponder this. Why is life so much better when people are just sitting around thinking about how unreal you are? When you've got the lightning fast comebacks and the gymnastics to back it up. The smirk that says "Oh yeeahh" and "hmm", with the matching shades. When you are just a little too MUCH to go unnoticed, and it's just the right blend to be borderline. Basically, what I'm saying is, I need Scarlett johansson prowlin' me down as I aggressively male posture-ate my way through double doors and camera flashes at what just became MY party.

Breathe deep, then think, then do.

Peace, Xanga

This won't happen often since I'm not supposed to but...

I just want to point out, this is genetic

Love Advice from my Great-Aunt Barbara (Who isn't LDS, for whatever that means)


11:24pmBarbara

Give her something you treasure, but that isn't of great monetary value. Something that she knows you'll return to claim....along with her?

Give her a poem that talks about your quest for Sweet Williams......it's the thought that counts. Flowers die, sentiment lives forever!

11:25pmWilliam

Oh Aunt Barbara, I do think I've given you the wrong impression. I don't think this girl is particularly into me as of yet.

11:26pmBarbara

I'm not sure I trust your judgment...you're just a guy!

11:26pmWilliam

oh, I promise

11:27pmBarbara

......your mother was young when she started plotting to snag your father!

11:27pmWilliam

she is currently playing with another boy, and frankly, he has the advantage of being around, as he's already gone on his mission

11:27pmBarbara

Good men are hard to find. I don't care if a bird in the hand is better.....the bird can also poop in your hand!

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11:28pmWilliam

hahahahaha

that's brilliant

It's as much for me as it is for her. I've known since I was 12 that one day, when I found a particularly wonderful girl, I would buy her Sweet Williams

11:29pmBarbara

As I said, a good man is hard to find. And, leaving someone "wanting" is a very seductive achievement.

How about a packet of seeds....that can grow into something with time and nurturing? Oh....this is sounding good.

11:30pmWilliam

hahahaha

I'm charming, and clever, and somewhat suave, but that seems a little premature for this one

11:31pmBarbara

Well....save the Sweet Williams then, and just drive the poor woman crazy.

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11:31pmWilliam

I'm not in a position to be asking her to wait yet

sorry I meant "To Wait", the technical term

11:31pmBarbara

And, is she in a position to make a decision to rush forward with a life commitment?

11:32pmWilliam

actually, yeah

haha

there is some pressure coming from her family on that one

11:32pmBarbara

How old is she?

(Long Chat about me and older women...)

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William: but I only have one shot to try and guarantee she'll even be an option when I get home ;)

11:37pmBarbara

Only one? You can put a packet of "something" together with dates when each is to be opened while you are gone. You'll either be a hero, or receive sympathy from everyone when you get home!

11:37pmWilliam

haha I have a week before I may never see her again!

11:39pmBarbara

Have you thought about asking her directly how she feels? For goodness sake, if she dumps on you you're going to have two years in the jungle to get over it! How mean can a nice Mormon girl be?

11:40pmWilliam

Okay, I'm not super dramatic...

but I protest, her frown might kill me

11:42pmBarbara

Ha! If you're not super dramatic, we need a new definition of what that is! Yes, a frown might very well kill you....that's what separates the men from the boys. You're stepping into manhood now.....and she'll want a man to lead her.

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11:44pmBarbara

Be the man......

11:45pmWilliam

I don't doubt the subject will come up, but I'd like to have flowers waiting in the wings :P

11:46pmBarbara

Now you make me laugh.......be the flowers. Be what makes her weak for your strength. You don't need a prop.